Funny+Chemistry

-Terence The Great^

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems? A: They have all the solutions.

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.



__**Add your own Chemistry Jokes:**__

What did the cow say to molybdenum and oxygen? MoO

Why do chemists use nitrates? Because they are cheaper than day rates

Do I know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite ? NaBrO.

What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium? its CoRn Y

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon

"Chemistry doesn't Matter; it is matter."

 ~Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

1. So hydrogen and oxygen walk into a bar and meet gold. So then hydrogen goes "AU get out of the bar!" 2. A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!" 3. A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates! Even Better NO3's(Nitrate's)!" 4. Oxygen and Magnesium are dating... OMg!! 5. I was going to make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH.

Here is a fun pickup line to use on a crush ;) Hi, are you salty? Because you're soooo-dium fiine ~Justina <3

-What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG

-Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now.

-What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? A Febreeze

-If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed

He just couldn't put it down.
 * -**Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

-I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite… He said NaBrO!

-What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? CSI

-What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? He was booked for a salt and battery.

-What element is derived from a Norse god? Thorium

-According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people.

-How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.

-What is a cation afraid of? A dogion

-Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'barium'!

-Why do people say 'you can't trust atoms'? Because they 'make up everything'!

-Alexis Montesinos

-Are you made out of copper and tellurium cause you're -CuTe